East Coast Gazette http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log angry valleygirl thesaurus of trashtalkin' Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:06:56 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, also, THREE THINGS. (1) No, just kidding, they're cuddling, I swear. (2) ALSO I HAVE RETURNED FROM CHINA VICTORIOUS AND ALIVE.  I was more worried about the second part than the first part, given the number of food-poisoning jokes my relatives in China made ("Ha ha!  Poisoning infants is hilarious!") (why am I related ... http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/10/12/jesus-fucking-christ-also-three-things/ Post-Nuptial, podficced! For some reason, I like funny stories read out loud the best -- it reminds me of sitting around a table shooting the shit with friends, and while Post-Nuptial's a good deal uh, jizzier than most stories I would tell in good or even moderately shady company, you know, whatever. Link ... http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/09/20/post-nuptial-podficced/ SPN 4×01, or, If 6 bajillion fangirls all come at once, does Jensen Ackles curl up under a rock and shiver in fear for his virtue? Because he should. sdlfj omfg, supernatural. Obviously, spoilers out my asscheeks. http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/09/18/spn-4x01-or-if-6-bajillion-fangirls-all-come-at-once-does-jensen-ackles-curl-up-under-a-rock-and-shiver-in-fear-for-his-virtue-because-he-should/ I fucking blame you, SPN fandom. I BLAME YOU. What do you think I'm doing this Labor Day night?  I'm watching A Cinderella Story because Chad Michael Murray is in it.  I'm -- I'm voluntarily watching a Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray movie.  Worst of all, I'm sort of liking it?  Oh, but at least I can inflict ... http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/09/01/i-fucking-blame-you-spn-fandom-i-blame-you/ SGA 4…whatever, LOOK IT’S ABOUT “THE SHRINE” SPOILERS, MASSIVE SPOILERS http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/08/22/sga-4whatever-look-its-about-the-shrine/ Dear Internet: Let’s play a game, it’s called “How Many Orgasms Did Pru Have Throughout The New Supernatural Episode?” THE ANSWER IS INFINITY-MILLION TO THE POWER OF 26. Obviously spoilers ho. http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/04/24/dear-internet-lets-play-a-game-its-called-how-many-orgasms-did-pru-have-throughout-the-new-supernatural-episode/ Are you there God, it’s me, Pru. I’m calling a time out. So I've been a bear the last three weeks to just about everybody I know -- some of it deserved, some of it not.  (Most of the stuff that's internet related was, by the way, completely deserved.)  But either way, this is what has happened to me in the last ... http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/04/13/are-you-there-god-its-me-pru-im-calling-a-time-out/ UM. Dear whoever sent me the thing on Amazon -- holy crap.  Dude, thanks!  Seriously: omg, thanks. Also, super many thanks to Yin, who knows what she did, and how I owe her sexual favors and letting her have her way with my living room couch in perpetuity, and Abbylee, who redirected ... http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/04/08/um/ I’m not crossposting this anywhere, as dissemination of information doesn’t seem to help. So.  I said it nicely.  I asked nicely multiple times in multiple places.  And since that didn't work: STOP ASKING ME WHEN I AM UPDATING. Oh, and sports fans, you know who I'm talking to: have some fucking class or forget this URL. http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/04/07/im-not-crossposting-this-anywhere-as-dissemination-of-information-doesnt-seem-to-help/ So to comfort myself after the generalized ass of this week -- only thing worse than the walk of shame, the post-game leaving the bar walk of shame -- I watched Wet Hot American Summer.  And then I said: WHAT THE FUCK?  I DON'T REMEMBER THIS SCENE BEING IN THIS ... http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/04/07/481/