East Coast Gazette

Title: Shift
Rating: R

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It’s a reference to the length of an article — I swear!

Title: 48 inches (pt 2/?)
Rating: R
Summary: Rodney’s first byline in the business section was mostly accidental.

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All right, you guys got a preview a few days ago, and now, here we go:

Arc pt 1/?: In which Conner never sees it coming, Clark should know better, Lex should communicate better, and Geoffrey is not actually Quasimodo. Happy reading!

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Okay, so after…approximately a year and literally four discarded drafts (three of which had parts which were posted at one point or another), one major plot overhaul, and a considerable amount of sulking and stomping on my part — the third part of the Conflicts of Interest trilogy is finally — and thank GOD — officially underway.

Just a little snapshot from it:

Arc, the very first opening scene

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I spent a lot of this today listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond and thinking about Flicker and how I think that some point I have to work the song into the narrative, hopefully in the most crushing and painful and sweet way possible. Of course, certain parties would argue listening to the song at all is crushing and painful. But since, like my vagina, I wear red chucks and a Mets cap, their pain means little to me. (If you don’t get the reference, for Christ’s sake, go fill a flask and go to a production of the Vagina Monologues already!)

But while I was doing that, I was also heavily image-trolling — ready for your intermittent dose of dumb?

This time is super special because it has a dance-off theme, and if you have never seen the atrocity that is Pants Off Dance Off on Fuse.tv which — my hand to God, I could not make this shit up — was hosted by Stephanie Tanner yes that Stephanie Tanner, this cannot possibly be as funny to you as it is to me, Serial Karma, Lyra Sena, and Veredus.

(In our defense re: the Pants Off Dance Off shenaniganing, it was like, 4 a.m. and our options were either to go back to watching what we all agreed was a boring gay porn docudrama or watch in baffled horror as Jodie freakin’ Sweetin’ introduced ugly crazy people dancing to bad music as they stripped — on cable.)

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For previous parts, click on the [naruto] White Wedding link on the right hand sidebar under “box full of snapshots.”

White Wedding pt 2/?

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For earlier parts, click on [spn] flicker on the right hand sidebar under ‘works in progress.’

Flicker, pt 3/?

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Flicker pt 2/?

SPN Spoilers ahead!

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First part of the AU of yesterday’s episode, so if you haven’t seen it yet, DON’T READ IT.

Flicker, pt 1/? (likely 4)

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So apparently, 30 Rock is the comedy show that I didn’t know I loved because I wasn’t watching it. It’s like how I didn’t know I loved How I Met Your Mother because I hadn’t been watching it and therefore could know nothing about how Barney truly is the most awesome thing that ever did awesome. But no, ya’ll, seriously. 30 Rock is cracking my shit up: I’m almost horrified by the enormous chemistry between Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin (WHY DID NOBODY MEMO ME THAT HE COULD BE FUNNY?) and how uncontrived and still funny it is. It’s lighthearted, it’s fun, and if you click on that link I gave at the top, it’s online streaming from the internets to you — give it a try. Seriously, it’ll be a nice distraction from when failure of your final exams is imminent.

And now, more House fic!

Fixer, pt 2/?

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