Does anybody else feel like God was sort of being like, a cosmic OKCupid for Dean and Castiel? Like, the Almighty kind of checked out Dean and was like, “Okay — very cute, good genes, loves his family (not like the other one, thank me), kind of rough around the edges but you know, Castiel likes projects,” and waved his hand and MFEO-ed them?  What? No? Yeah, me either.
Does anybody else also have a hangover from it? BECAUSE THAT SUCKED. WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT? Okay, look — far be it for me to cast aspersions on a mostly awesome show that usually rocks my socks, especially since I spent a not-insignificant part of my Friday between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. with my head hanging in a NYC subway trash can puking my guts out after revisiting my nonfunctionally alcoholic days — BUT OH MY GOD MY INTOXICATED RAVINGS ON THE N TRAIN WERE MORE COHERENT THAN THE RELATIONSHIP ARC IN THIS EPISODE.
Spoilers below.
SPOILERS, MASSIVE SPOILERS
Spoilers for Trio below:
Before I get started on the unending glee that is House — a note to everybody who’s been a dick to me so far in February: Happy fucking Chinese New Year to you, too. I hope you die in a fire. Oh, revision: I wouldn’t pee on you if you were on fire. Or: If you were on fire, I would pee 5 ft away from the maximum distance to which you could crawl.
Spoilers for last night’s episode, obviously, because given the option of writing utterly filthy underaged!Sheppard/McKay or you know gay doctors, the latter is easier on my wrists.
I should know better, but you know. And then I went and rewatched most of Ouran Host Club last night and suddenly BURNED for Kyouya/Tamaki (GIVE ME RECS IF YOU HAVE ANY) and found this magical gem of asstasticness:
119. Tamaki Is A Rapist? » by [NAME REDACTED, WHICH SUCKS, BECAUSE OH MY GOD, THE IRONY] reviews
Just as the title says… A hidden side of Tamaki OH NOES! o.o Watch out Kyouya! Poorly done cause, I suck xD
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 2-22-07
I can’t decide: is this a joke? Is this something a frustrated writer posted on ff.net just to fuck with me? I mean, because otherwise, why? Like, it couldn’t be real, could it?
Also, regarding House’s seasonally-disaffected episode last night — spoilers ho!
Spoilers for both Quarantine under the cut!
Dear People Who I Told I Would Be Editing My Book:
I am, sort of. In fact, I even bought sour gummy candy and beer for the process, but then I read a Lisa Kleypas novel and eight pages into assimilating hand-written edits with computer edits, I decided, I should probably watch SGA instead. AND THAT WAS THE RIGHT CHOICE TO MAKE AS MY BOOK TOTALLY DOESN’T HAVE BABIES OR GAY IN IT. Love, Pru.
PS, yes, you can tell by the tears I am going back to editing after this.
Spoilers and screencaps ho!
Spoilers ho, but no picspam, ya’ll are safe.