Archive for the 'hs musical' Category
Today was my first day at work and I finally managed to restock my supply of Kalustyan homemade baba ghanoush (aka The Best Stuff Possibly In The Entire World, Dripping With Olive Oil, Oh My God) and I totally put off buying a Swiffer but more important than any of that is two things:
(1) Vanessa Hudgens (ALSO KNOWN AS GABRIELLA MONTESOMETHINGORANOTHER FROM HSM1 AND HSM2) took and mailed naked pictures of herself. Â That disturbance in the force you felt?Â That’s the entire Disney board of directors having heart attacks and orgasms at the same time.
(2) If I were to have, through avenues hush hush and highly classified, seen the first two episodes of season four of Stargate Atlantis — who would want to read a text only (I am totallly not screencapping this shit) review of the episode?
Title: Waltz (1/2)
Summary: â€œWow,â€ Ryan says, a week later, feeling as demoralized as Chadâ€™s hair. â€œYou really donâ€™t dance.â€
Note: Forgive me, Father, for I have made High School Musical fic; contains obnoxious pop culture and stylewhoring — basically, if you read a lot of Go Fug Yourself, Gawker, and US Weekly, you will be set.
Also, for the record? In my “research” for this story, I found that (a) Ryan Evans’ actor played young Lex Luthor on Smallville and that he is exactly five days older than me, that (b) Zac Efron was on NCIS (which I remember, actually!) and (c) Corbin Bleu, who plays Chad Danforth, was originally auditioning for the role of Ryan, but realized Lucas Grabeel could shake it better than him. D:
Open calls for people who can do “art things” and also more reasons Pru is going to go to hell. A lot.Saturday, August 18th, 2007
First: Cybel — who is on a somewhat holy mission to audiobook all of my stumbling mp3 podfics — is asking me what I want to use as covers for stories like “He’s Having Her Baby!” and “He’s Having His Baby!” and “It Doesn’t Mean You Can Explain the Ocean” and all I can currently tell her us: “Uh.” So! Does anybody feel like putting together covers? You’d be getting credit, obvs, and also get to tell people you helped pull my nuts (metaphorical — or ARE THEY?) out of the fire!Â Got them!Â You guys are total rockstars!
Secondly: Guys, seriously: Chad/Ryan. Click on through for more meditations on the subject — if you dare! (more…)
So who else, after the extravaganza that was the baseball dance, wants desperately for Chad and Ryan to get married and have babies?Â Because I swear it’s not just me — when the producers put CHAD IN RYAN’S CLOTHES AND VICE VERSA, THAT IS CLEARLY A SIGN.
I’ve been nominated by some nice folks for the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards, and I say to you — in the words of my people: muchos grassy-ass, y’all!
And in other news of things I’m way psyched about, I’ve already touched on how like, blindness-inducingly stoked I am about High School Musical 2’s premier tonight — but unanticipated was the fact that it’s being on tonight would have me thinking near-nonstop about Zac Efron being (a) hot(t) and (b) musical and (c) jailbait for making me feel a little bit like a child molester by thinking he’s hot(t) and musical even though he’s only three years younger than I am.
So in honor of that — what kind of musical numbers would Stargate: Atlantis, The Musical, inspire?Â “Life-sucked through the heart?” with dramatic grasping at the chest?Â “Part of their world,” with Rodney singing about having gadgets and gizmos a plenty, whosits and whatsits galore — did Zelenka what a thingamabob?Â Because Rodney has twenty — but who cares, no big deal, he wants more?Â Or — and please Jesus, I would need this — just the image of Rodney in a big black trench coat, holding up a boom box in the pouring rain, singing to John, perched in his bedroom window, fingers trailing through his lacy curtains.
Come on guys — hit me with your best shot.
(Or, for the people in the audience as stupid as me: hit me baby one more time.)
OMG guys!Â High School Musical 2 is premiering this Friday!Â WHO ELSE IS COMPLETELY STOKED ABOUT THIS?Â I’m so stoked I can barely SEE.Â That is how stoked I am.Â (Scientists are studying stoked-related blindness even as we speak.)
(1) High School Musical/SGA.Â COME ON.Â SOMEBODY DO IT.Â PLEASE?Â PLEASE?Â LOOK AT THE WRETCHNESS OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW — GIVE ME COMFORT.
(2) Also, apparently, the YA novel I’m writing is…high school musical without the romantic subplot but…uh, instead of a musical, it’s a ROBOTICS COMPETITION.Â GOD I’m a nerd.