East Coast Gazette

So my beta invite to Hulu finally came through (TOOK YOU ASSHATS LONG ENOUGH, NBC/FOX) and I discovered, upon poking through their limited offerings, that they — guys, brace yourself — have the entire first season of Doogie Howser M.D. online.  And I ALSO discovered that the first episode is MUCH DIRTIER than I remember — folks: maybe it was kosher to have a half-naked 16 year old boy dancing around his room and putting his clothes on in 1989, but in the cold, ugly light of 2007, it just looks like soft-core kiddie porn, all right?  Jesus — and that I STILL LOVE THAT SHOW.  OH MY GOD.