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The New York Times Won’t Give Me A Job Book Review: Spook, Everything Bad Is Good For You, and Born to Rock

Monday, September 24th, 2007

It’s a strange thing that I’m only a voracious reader when I’m in New York — there’s something about the subway and me that synergizes into this perfect reading robot, when normally I get distracted like a fat kid with the worst case of ADHD after only a few minutes.  (Maybe it’s like that thing with babies only being able to sleep when being rocked, or something.)  Whatever it is, I’ve read more in the last three weeks than I have in almost four months.

Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife, by Mary Roach has been on my reading list pretty much since I realized that such a book existed, and each curosory glance I took at the local Borders only made me want this book more.  If you’re morbid, or just fascinated, or at all scared of death or curious about the ever after (if in fact there is one), I highly recommend you read this: Roach is approachable and funny and manages, amazingly, in a book about death and what if anything lies beyond, to never at all be dour or depressing.  I burned through this book over the course of three days, and although it started to drag a bit in the middle — Roach is clearly far more fascinated with ectoplasma than anybody should be — it picks up again in the end.  She writes about the science of the afterlife, and she’s just as amused by words like derierre and nasty sex trivia as you are — it reads like a conversation with a friend, and those are my favorite nonfiction books.

A book that seemed like it was going to be awesome but clearly thought way too much of itself was Everything Bad Is Good For You, by Steven Johnson.  The thesis of the book — that pop culture is actually making us smarter, if not better people — is lucid, and well-articulated…over, and over, and over again.  For an author appealing that pop culture has made us into fast integrators of information, he writes for the lurching dinosaur.  I wanted to like it, a lot, I really really did — but I packed it in around page 74.  Thumbs down for excellent idea and bad execution.

Meanwhile, I got home 40 minutes late today because, on my way home from work, I swung past the 58th St. branch library and picked up my reserved copy of Born to Rock, by my one true love, Gordon Korman, and started to read it on the 6 train going toward Union Square.  It’s a story about a Young Republican (serious) who finds out, just as he’s about to head off to college (sort of), that  his father is a thrasher punk legend and that he was conceived in a night of alcoholic, drug-addled passion by his puzzle-working mom.  Oh, and it starts with him getting a cavity search.  I almost missed getting off at Union Square (I was at page 25 at that point); and then I did miss getting off at my stop on the L, because by the time I looked up (page 75), I was already like, in Pennsylvania or something.  And because I didn’t learn my lesson, I read it walking to the train in reverse, and managed to get on the wrong one again.  At this point (page 113), I was tired, sweaty, feeling stupid, but too gleeful over the pure, unbridled awesome that is this book to do anything but enjoy the extra time in the train to do some more reading.  Guys, I’m halfway through this book — it’s been in my possession less than three hours.  For those of you who tired of his mass market paperback action series for the last decade, I can confidently say: Korman is back.  And oh my God, is it ambrosial.

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Sunday, September 16th, 2007

I read a lot.  Sometimes it’s fanfiction, other times it’s mainstream published books — nonfiction of any kind, trashy fiction of all kinds — and yesterday, I picked up a copy of Jemima J by Jane Green, which told me it was an international bestseller, and has appeared on many bookshelves owned by friends and acquaintances.  To those who own this book, I implore: Sweet Jesus WHY?

I’m on page 264, which means I’ve already read 263 appallingly-poorly written pages, and it causes me physical pain to recount the tragic love scene that was in it — winning, despite the mountains of bad slash I’ve read — the worst smut scene in the world award.  Thomas Wolf and Charlotte Simmons have nothing on this “mmmmmm goooooooood” bullshit.  I mean, for real?  Why the fuck did this book SELL?  I’m not even going to get into the wretch-horrible plot, how losing 80 lbs doesn’t just make you beautiful, it makes you mistaken for a movie star everywhere you go, with producers introducing themselves to you randomly at airports.

Look, I love trashy look stories as much as anyone, and never let it be said that I’m not a romantic: I love happy endings, I love when people are beautiful and redeemed and get to slap their enemies in the face, but OH MY GOD.  I LOVE IT EVEN MORE WHEN IT’S NOT SHITTILY WRITTEN.