Does anybody else also have a hangover from it?Â BECAUSE THAT SUCKED.Â WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?Â Okay, look — far be it for me to cast aspersions on a mostly awesome show that usually rocks my socks, especially since I spent a not-insignificant part of my Friday between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. with my head hanging in a NYC subway trash can puking my guts out after revisiting my nonfunctionally alcoholic days — BUT OH MY GOD MY INTOXICATED RAVINGS ON THE N TRAIN WERE MORE COHERENT THAN THE RELATIONSHIP ARC IN THIS EPISODE.
What the fuck!Â What the FUCK?Â I liked the medical mystery this week — although I called it from the top that whatever the dad had, the daughter obviously did, because they were terrifically creepy like woah.Â (Kudos on that, really interesting.) Â But what the hell?Â Look folks, I wept like a whore over the baby thing, but the last like, what 1 minute? of the whole episode absolutely ruined the whole thing.
What WAS that?Â Why were they KISSING?Â I was SO CONFUSED.Â And this coming from a person who wrote no joke, no holds barred, totally nastylicious House/Wilson/Cuddy that started off at House/Cuddy + baby.Â Jesus fucking Christ in the ass — how did that make any sense?Â This episode had negative amounts of sexual chemistry between House and Cuddy, and then what?Â Suddenly we’re going to make out?Â Look folks: you don’t DO THAT ANYMORE after you leave high school, okay?Â This is purportedly your forties, not prom.Â God damn it.
I’m still to irritated to see straight, and hopefully by the time next week’s episode (oh Jesus) comes on, stuff will make more sense and House and Cuddy’s INSANE WEIRD TOTALLY CREEPY NOT HOT makeout scene will the medical mystery of the week.