I am apparently in a bad mood today.
So nobody will believe me — rightfully so — but tonight was the first time I’d ever heard of fandomsecrets and like, I just seriously spent 2 hours poring through the latest coupledozenorsocoughpages. And folks, my GOD, what a bunch of pussies. Fascinating for sure, but I can say 99 percent of this shit happily under my own name. In fact:
1. Too many people fetishize and Mary-Sue Rodney.
2. Too many people fetishize and Mary-Sue John.
3. Haruhi/Tamaki as a pairing can die in a fire — I get way too upset when I think about Tamaki and Kyouya not running away together to live in a villa in France. I’m not even kidding.
4. Pete Wentz is not hot. Neither are any of the other ones. There’re so many, I’m sorry I can’t keep track. However, power to you all for not letting weird and pervasive fannish discrimination get you down.
5. The more popular you are in fandom, the more it sucks and the less gratifying it becomes
6. People who say shitty things/behave in shitty ways during 14 Valentines are instantly relegated to a shit list that is subordinated beneath all my other (and many and various) shit lists for the day that I snap completely, gain access to kerosene and am let loose with my creme brulee torch. Seriously, you asshats know who you are, and I hate you.
7. Although I already have a working laptop/ipod/I don’t know, apartment, what else do people buy fannish Madonnas, puppies? cars? I can’t help but be bitter that that nobody ever even tried to give me nice things. (You can stop laughing now and screencapping pages on Amazon with lipgloss samplers, okay? I know it’s retarded. Jesus.)
8. Somewhere deep in my heart, I really, truly, honestly think that House M.D. might be the only show on television brave enough to let its two male leads hook up for real, and I’d almost consider becoming you know, religious again to plead for this only I don’t know if I can ask the Evangelical Jesus I grew up with to help me get canonical gay doctors. D:
Well, there’s Torchwood, where two of the male leads are not only canonically having it off but actually make out on screen, and every single one of the characters is canonically bi. But it’s British and on BBC2, so although it’s primetime viewing (9pm), it’s not mainstream.
JESUS LOVES GAY DOCTORS. It is truefax, don’t worry. I think I actually caused myself physical pain watching that episode - if I were, you know, at all able to do it, I would start screencapping the moments where House’s and CTB’s faces of disgust were EXACTLY THE SAME. Seriously, I’ve seen that actress around and she has been seriously underutilized. Clearly her calling was to be Hugh Laurie’s genderswitched double from an alternate universe. Only with more hair.
I have no idea what fandomsecrets is, still - I have a feeling it’s yet another ridiculated lj community that I reeeealy don’t need to check to know that its opinions will scare the bejeebus out of me - but I never quite get the point of having a secret opinion on… the internet. I have a perfectly good secret identity! I thought having freakish fandom opinions is why people got sockpuppets. That, and setting up regimes. And also playing online canasta with themselves. That’s how *I* roll, anyway.
I will buy you a seeing-eye pony if you go blind from all the stupid. (Check it out! http://www.guidehorse.org/ THERE ARE SEEING-EYE PONIES. THE ONLY THING MORE AWESOME THAN THIS IS SEEING-EYE UNICORNS. I love my country.)
Heh. Fandom_secrets is full of sockpuppets anyway–I think the real secret is that all of the secrets are made-up bullshit. But it’s fun if you’re in it for the crack.
*non-creepy lurker comments*
*hugs* I’m sorry people have been shitty to you.
Also, ditto mention on Torchwood. So so camp. And that’s before the rampant gay angst and sex and affairs with welsh office boys named Ianto with traumatic pasts and dark secrets. ;)
Hey! Happy Chinese new year! Gong hei fat choi! I hope you have fun despite everything and everyone who’s being shitty to you! Just Screw ‘em all!
You could always pray to the goddess Cybele for canonically gay doctors. She used to be a hermaphrodite, decided she wanted to be female, castrated herself, and her severed penis became her consort Attis. (Note: religion, freaky.)
there are realtive merits to Pete Wentz believe it or not (I didn’t think I would be saying this a few months back) but thats neither here nor there. I personally stay away from fandomsecrets for sanity reasons but it is also strangely addictive if one is unfortunate enough to get hooked. And I’m sorry for all the shitty people in fandom. Atleast you have gay doctors to keep you happy (thank god for gay doctors)
Hey, you don’t know me, but I read your writing lotz0rs and love it and like to ignore fandom as much as humanly possible so I only have the vaguest knowledge of how people are evil, and are evil to you especially, but I just HAD to comment, because no matter what anyone says it’s SO FUCKING CANON that Tamaki and Kyouya are going to do the villa thing, and thank you for clearing that up for me in my head because I felt bad that clearly Haruhi is going to have a lovely threesome with the twins for EVAR! (*cough*withpossibleorgy-relatedvillavisitsfromtimetotime*cough*)
But yeah, also thought I would use this opportunity to say that I love your writing and think you are awesome haxcore to the extreme.
Oh, and I seriously think there should be some kind of monetary exchange rate put to gift-fic/art/vids, for this is CLEARLY the one true currency of the fandom world. Everything else ends in flaming evil mud and horror. (there can be that in fics, too, but at least it usually end in pr0n, right?)
Happy new year!