Dear FF.Net, Really?, and House!
I should know better, but you know. And then I went and rewatched most of Ouran Host Club last night and suddenly BURNED for Kyouya/Tamaki (GIVE ME RECS IF YOU HAVE ANY) and found this magical gem of asstasticness:
119. Tamaki Is A Rapist? » by [NAME REDACTED, WHICH SUCKS, BECAUSE OH MY GOD, THE IRONY] reviews
Just as the title says… A hidden side of Tamaki OH NOES! o.o Watch out Kyouya! Poorly done cause, I suck xD
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 2-22-07
I can’t decide: is this a joke? Is this something a frustrated writer posted on ff.net just to fuck with me? I mean, because otherwise, why? Like, it couldn’t be real, could it?
Also, regarding House’s seasonally-disaffected episode last night — spoilers ho!
The patient of the week was (a) boring (b)oh my God, inappropriate, who fucking tells their kid who they like having sex uuuugh I can feel my own libido shriveling just by proxy and (c) Donna Moss, which is even weirder because now I think that she and Josh had some kind of hideous break-up when they were having banal sex and Josh did something fucked up and kinky and seriously hot and groaned, “Sam!” when he came. However, patient in the clinic was (a) adorable (b) awesome and (c) sort of the coolest person so far this season — which, can I just say the writer’s strike is confusing me? I feel like it is fucking season five already or something, which makes the fact that this was the CHRISTMAS EPISODE even weirder.
As for the other stuff, all I have to share is this:
Followed by:
HOUSE: Take that off!
WILSON: It’s Christmas. And it’s a reindeer.
HOUSE: It’s a moose on a Jew.
And also, this was clearly a mensch come-on for dirty, pill-addicted man-shiksas:
Also known as: hott.
Did you notice that House paid for Wilson’s food? I didn’t make that up in my head, right? Wilson kinda gestured to the cashier, and House PAID MONEY.
The Brilliant Find a Date for Kyouya Plan:
http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/97137.html
and
Taijitu
http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/99088.html
both by Sam Starbuck aka Copperbadge; (sorry about the sloppiness, wasn’t sure my html would take)
The Brilliant Plan IS complete, sorry, forgot he didn’t have it linked. (He’s usually quite good about it.)
HERE:
http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/97016.html#cutid1
The hat-flapping? Gold. Also the fact that the little girl is totally mini-House and sees her mom as an object.
http://community.livejournal.com/kyouyatamaki/ if you haven’t seen it. Fairly active.
Also, please, please tell me you plan to post something about 4×12 of House, because I spent the entire episode yelling “OH MY GOD”.
Aupres de ma blonde, il fait beau, fait beau, fait beau by ficcentricity
http://ficcentricity.livejournal.com/12730.html?thread=53690
Lapse by meitachi
http://community.livejournal.com/chineseink/57904.html