Archive for January, 2008

Dear FF.Net, Really?, and House!

I should know better, but you know. And then I went and rewatched most of Ouran Host Club last night and suddenly BURNED for Kyouya/Tamaki (GIVE ME RECS IF YOU HAVE ANY) and found this magical gem of asstasticness:

119. Tamaki Is A Rapist? » by [NAME REDACTED, WHICH SUCKS, BECAUSE OH MY GOD, THE IRONY] reviews
Just as the title says… A hidden side of Tamaki OH NOES! o.o Watch out Kyouya! Poorly done cause, I suck xD
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 2-22-07

I can’t decide: is this a joke?  Is this something a frustrated writer posted on ff.net just to fuck with me?  I mean, because otherwise, why?  Like, it couldn’t be real, could it?

Also, regarding House’s seasonally-disaffected episode last night — spoilers ho!

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SGA “Quarantine” — or — “So while I was watching this episode, I kept saying, ‘Bitch, is this for REAL?’”

OH MY GOD, GUYS! HILARIOUS.

WHY HAS NOBODY WRITTEN THIS YET? COME ON FANDOM.

I blame you, Serial Karma and Lyra Sena. I BLAME YOU.

SGA 4×12 “Spoils of War”

You know…

SGA 4×11 “Be All My Sins Remebered” — aka — OMG.

OMG, it’s 2008 — aka — adventures in obscure Asian traditions I can be guilted into indulging by my mother