Only you can prevent forest fires. Or, you know, fires of irrational gay.
Okay so I am about to head back to the sweet arms of North Carolina for a three-week reprieve before heading back up North for work again — and I beg of you, sweet readers, which of these ideas inspired by my recent reading and viewing habits would be the worst slash best?
• Rodney McKay, forensic anthropologist; John Sheppard, dashing, single-father FBI agent who once shot a clown. (SEE, IT MAKES SENSE: THEY BOTH HATE CLOWNS.)
• Podcasting Share
• John Sheppard: geisha (seriously, I hate myself, too)
• Macdonald Hall/Twinkie Squad AU: this time, it’s Boots who makes first contact. And not in the groin area, either.
#1. Please, for the love of GOD, give us #1.
#1! #1! Oooooooooooone.
CLOWNS OMG.
#1. The others make me feel … unfortunate. Not the podcasting one, I hasten to add, but … Just Say No to Geisha!John.
OMG, #1, please.
Ah-ha-ha-ha, number one, definitely!!!
You know I’m gonna request #1, so why do you even bother asking me? :-)
I uh… fully support Geisha!John. Also, any time you can put John in a suit and tie, I am happy.
…Also, pretty much anything you write/podcast/whatever is gold. Keep it coming!
Geisha John? Really? Does he do the dance and the tea ceremony and the drinking games too? Would he be able to randomly quote some famous 14th century philosopher? Obscure philosopher?
I am totally enarmoured but the contemplation of this idea.
I can’t believe that so many people lack faith in your ability to make Geisha!John absolutely awesome. I strongly encourage you to prove them wrong. I’m pretty sure that if they’d just take a minute to contemplate the other side of the equation–that is, Rodney’s response to Geisha!John–they’d realize the limitless potential of this premise.
While I think Geisha!John would be a sight, I have to go with number 1. Radek could be the snarky dirt analysist, and Parrish could be the new kid on the block working for his doctorate.
4-OMG YES WHERE ARE ALL THE KORMAN SLASHERS
1-love, but no vote
2-anytime, but no vote
3-*covers eyes, cowers fearfully*
#1 and #2 are mighty interesting, but, but, Geisha John! With a prompt like that, you could work magic. Therefore, I vote #3.
#1, #1! *jumps around to try and get across the strength of her belief in #1*
See, I trust in you for #3 completely (though personally I slobber over the mere idea of geisha!Rodney, haha, because I’m a special kid like that)… And I would love a podcast of Share as well, but yes, I have to go with #1, because IT WOULD BE SO GREAT. YesYesYes.
I’m gonna have to go with #1, because YES.
#1 all the way, if only to see the rest of SGA at the Jeffersonian. Why do I immediately picture Lorne as the pretty, sensitive artist who gives Rodney’s skeletons faces? Oh, Lorne.
#1, #1!
Though I am also imagining FBI agent!John Sheppard going undercover as a geisha - but I blame that totally on the fact that I get greedy when it comes to your fic =)
Rodney McKay, forensic anthropologist; John Sheppard, dashing, single-father FBI agent who once shot a clown. (SEE, IT MAKES SENSE: THEY BOTH HATE CLOWNS.)
This this this oh please, this one!
Please?
John Sheppard: geisha
Nice. I just found your site. I started reading the Curve Series. Number 4 (Curve Ball) seems to stop mid-way through a sentence. I’d love to read the whole thing.
ONE! For the love of Sweet Tinkerbell Jesus, NUMBER ONE!
!!! None of these are bad ideas. I want them all.
But mostly #1! And, okay yes, I squealed when I saw #4, so that one too! *covets*
I fear clowns as much as the best of them, but there is just not enough Korman slash in the world. 4, please.
Clowns x10000000. You are not the only one to make this totally logical connection.
BONES!!!!!!!! #1 please! Though utterfrivolity has a *very* good point about Rodney’s reaction to geisha!John…
Oh my god, please, please yes to number 1 - and no to geisha!John, seriously, just - no, I beg of you.
I don’t normally comment, but PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NUMBER ONE. Please please please please please with a cherry on top. My life would be that much closer to perfect, I am not kidding.
Okay, not gonna lie, I totally stopped reading at number one and commented, but then I went back and can we have number four too? *puppy eyes*
….what ever happened to HSM John and Rodney????? Where’s the love?
Not going to lie, I’m rooting for number 1 too. McShep AUs are like the good crack.
Four! Four! Hee, contact.
But, you know, if you ever feel like writing straight-up Bones fic, you should feel absolutely free to do that, too…
Number 1 definitely.
John Sheppard and Booth are pretty much the same person anyway - tortured armed forces past! Unable to articulate their feelings! Both obviously spent a lot of time as altar boys! Scary while shooting things and yet totally adorable most of the time! I fully approve.
…I am terrified of geisha john because I am trying to imagine how much crazier his hair could actually get. …and now I want to see it.
but actually! this is a vote for mcdonald hall/twinkie squad because everytime I read trigonometric proofs or three storey I have to go back and reread the actual books, which is an excellent, excellent thing.
Closing eyes and saying, “One please.” Because, seriously, there can never bee too much clown hating.
oh! Podcast then shooting clowns (always a Good Thing)
*chants* #1! #1!
#1!!!
Not only will there be clown hating, but also baby! John in a suit with a baby. Life could not get better than this.
Must do #1!!! Trying to place other characters. Who would be Zach?
and/or #2
I’m saying YES to Geisha!John. Who was it that gave us Geisha!Rodney? It was part of a badficathon if I recall correctly…
Oh, #1 :)
*Is conflicted*
I want Geisha!John, because of the hilarity and possibly also for the hot but Korman fic! Twinkie Squad!! *loves*
But seriously geisha!John is gold. John would rock a Kimono.
KORMANFIC KORMANFIC KORMANFIC!!! Oh man, that would be so awesome…
My question is, if Shepard is Booth, then is Rodney Brennan?
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