Happy first day of Hanukkah! A word it always takes me two tries to spell right!
If this were an ideal world, I’d have a House story for every night of this challenge, since House seems to be my fandom of celebrating the Jewish holidays, but since the world is not ideal, all I can do is you know, light an imaginary candle and allow visions of House’s Hanukkah 2008 presents dance through my head. First up: Hello Kitty Vibrator. I’m sure he does it out of love.
ETA: …”challenge?” oh my God, I meant to say “miracle.” Or, you know, “celebration.” Can y’all tell I’m obsessing over 14 Valentines already? Lord.
We have a friend who loves Hello Kitty and who we were trying to find that very item for - no one could. I ended up getting her a stuffed Hello Kitty doll and telling her that her husband could do the rest.
I think we have those here. I was in Chinatown the other day and saw something similar, but I don’t know if it vibrated. I didn’t bother to go in and look.