14 V-Days: I totally just had a really mean thought.
Mostly, I don’t know any of the wank going on on lj anymore (praise wordpress!), but occasionally, people let me know some of it — and all I can say is: oh shit, bitches! I better cancel the 7th day of 14 Valentines 2008, it’s falling right on Chinese New Year. You know what that means! I don’t have to finish writing Arc! Yay!!!!!!!!
Okay, no seriously, done being mean. Sort of. I mean, okay, at least publicly.
Thinking about 14 Valentines kind of makes me break out into hives, mostly because for the first time in literally about six years, I’ve whittled my backlog of half-finished stories to, and I’m not kidding you, 12 that I am even considering completing. If you’ve seen the 14 Valentines day process before, you know it’s like, battle royale of fics, and whichever one doesn’t keep me interested long enough usually gets dumped and traded out for another — I don’t have that option this year — if I can’t finish Flicker (SPN) or Waltz (HSM) or hell, Arc (AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA) for that two week period — I’m fucked. I hate crapping out at the only (uh, fannishly) deadline oriented thing I do.
Oh, and also, for those of you not reading Jezebel (why not?) or those of you who might have missed this by not having as sick a sense of humor as I do, they wrote up the Rope Fantasies: Cowboys are Good in Bed and Don’t Ever Get the Blues post — which I took one look at and was like, “Well, obviously ‘Jessie’ is just Rodney McKay’s secret identity.”