Ladies, start your engines.
For it is almost that time again — yes, that sacred time — the time for the French rugby team to get super naked and hot for you and me. Those are sneak peaks, first exclusives. Please, no need to thank me for pointing this out — what is my addictive reading of Fleshbot for if not to look of naked, hot European dudes being homoerotic with each other. (To the people who are, inevitably, going to Photoshop John and Rodney’s heads onto these guys, I say in advance: I HATE YOU.)
..they’re always a lot kinkier over there than I anticipate. Chains + thinly disguised masturbation?
Why can’t I grow up to be that photographer? THAT WOULD BE A DREAM JOB.
And, huh. It occurs to me approximately 10 seconds after I pressed the button, but:
That should be Rodney’s job. John could be one of the rugby players.
God almighty. You’re trying to kill me.
Wow. Hooray for the French!
I’m sorry, it looks like Vincent Clerc is getting a blow job from the motorcycle. I can’t stop staring.
Oh man - you should be in Europe right now. The Rugby World Cup is on and I cannot tell you what televisual pleasure it is.
Hey - I’m interested in the sport and national rivalry too, I’ll have you know!
Anyways…..
Every time a Dieux Du Stade player is involved in the rough and tumble, I go look him up in my Dieux du Stade photobook afterwards so that after having lusted after him in his buttock-hugging shorts, I can then peruse his marvellous frame without said shorts.
I am also making a mental list of players I would like to see featured in Dieux du Stade….e.g. the pretty 20 year old Francois Steyn from South Africa - they do sometimes feature ‘guests’ from other teams/sports/countries so I can hope……
In an interview on the site RFTG (Rugby For The Girls - hee!):
They ask: Why do you think girls love rugby players?
He says:Because they are sexy and well built
Tell it, boyfriend!
Rugby World Cup - PLEASE NEVER END!!!!!!
Mmhyes, thank you.