Dear New Fucking York:
I am still homeless and I am pissed. I chose you over Chicago — CHICAGO! — for professional advancement reasons and now I wish I had said, “Fuck that. I’m just going to sit and let Wrigley fall down all up on my head and start working for a BAKERY afterward,” the way I should have from the beginning. Everybody on your craigslist is a derogatory term for female reproductive organs. GIVE ME A FUCKING APARTMENT.
No love, Pru.
PS, to fandom: you guys are…uh, weirdly into this girl!John thing, aren’t you?
Sorry that it’s going down like that, sweetie. When are you ending up in NY anyway?
Well. You can always come crash on my futon or wicked classy C frame bunk bed/futon (I haven’t decided yet) so long as you, you know. Bring me shit from that bakery.
But hopefully you’ll have an apartment in NY instead!
Wellll, it’s more that I cannot see a John separated from a Rodney and not hope they can patch it up. Plus, bonus extra-lost-Rodney from other universe, and who could resist a story with TWO MCKAYS? srsly now.
Hope you find a place, I do. Crossing bits and such.
Even though I’m not home and my house is 45min drive from NYC, I can ask my parents to let you crash there until you find an apartment? I can’t guarantee that they’ll be too okay but the fact that you are (1) female and (2) Asian should help in your favor. My room would be open and clean, so that’s not a problem. :o
I have no idea if I can imbed pictures into comments here, but in response your last sentence, I just wanted to confirm:
(and if that didn’t work, link: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m100/duckytimes/SGA/girljohnpru.jpg)