I’ve been nominated by some nice folks for the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards, and I say to you — in the words of my people: muchos grassy-ass, y’all!
And in other news of things I’m way psyched about, I’ve already touched on how like, blindness-inducingly stoked I am about High School Musical 2’s premier tonight — but unanticipated was the fact that it’s being on tonight would have me thinking near-nonstop about Zac Efron being (a) hot(t) and (b) musical and (c) jailbait for making me feel a little bit like a child molester by thinking he’s hot(t) and musical even though he’s only three years younger than I am.
So in honor of that — what kind of musical numbers would Stargate: Atlantis, The Musical, inspire?Â “Life-sucked through the heart?” with dramatic grasping at the chest?Â “Part of their world,” with Rodney singing about having gadgets and gizmos a plenty, whosits and whatsits galore — did Zelenka what a thingamabob?Â Because Rodney has twenty — but who cares, no big deal, he wants more?Â Or — and please Jesus, I would need this — just the image of Rodney in a big black trench coat, holding up a boom box in the pouring rain, singing to John, perched in his bedroom window, fingers trailing through his lacy curtains.
Come on guys — hit me with your best shot.
(Or, for the people in the audience as stupid as me: hit me baby one more time.)