The Next Food Network Star + my apologies
So I spent tonight alternately glued to my television continuing my marathon of season one of the X-Files and watching The Next Food Network Star (which I won’t spoil, but I was happy about), which was great except for the part where I found myself making comments like, “Oh my God. Jag and Paul totally need to run off and have gay, psuedomilitary babies,” and then people would ask about their friendship and Paul would say something like, “We’re in love,” and laugh it off even as Jag grabbed his hand and stroked his knee and cried about their relationship. (I’m not making this shit up. The hot gay action on Food Network is out of this world.)
Many thanks to the people who gave suggestions about how not to feel like a failure; it’s always nice to know that I’m not alone. (By the way, LTLJ, your feeling like a failure is unacceptable, given the fact that I would chew off my right leg to have your career — I bite my thumb, lovingly, at you. Actually, this goes with a lot of you guys who admitted to sometimes feeling like failure — you guys all give a bad name to failure.)
By the way, here’s the winning combination on how to cheer up:
11 episodes of Bad Couple
+ 2 new episodes of Coffee Prince (the gayness, it continues in terrifying ways)
+ new (and appropriately terrible) Okane Ga Nai OAV (I’m ashamed that I downloaded this)
+ High School Musical (don’t judge me)
+ slashing people from The Next Food Network Star
+ SVMadelyn kindly reminding me that I hate all my internships and have been miserable every summer since I’ve been in college, so really, this is normal
+ did I mention 2 new episodes of Coffee Prince at MySoju.com?
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feeling much, much better.
You guys rule.
There’s the spirit, tiger!
*chucks you under the chin gently*
I love bad couple. The fake boyfriend is ridiculously cute.
I know! I was watching Food Network and DYING.
Someone needs to write an SGA au. *shifty*
One where they fall in love and are both contestants.
And one where John Sheppard is like– the Bobby Flay type.
And One where Rodney is the Bob guy.
Come on! SO MANY IDEAS.
I feel like I should point my finger at you because you got me ADDICTED TO BAD COUPLE. Oh god, it’s like horribly depressing at points and then I’m rolling around on the floor because she’s done something totally crazy like tried to kill a FREAK’N BOAR.
I think I’m probably missing some little things in translation though. Also, I have no idea what anybody is eating.
oh god he’s talking to a TREE. HE’S MOLESTING A TREE.
OMG, their love is so canon!!
And now I really, really, REALLY want to see, like, Jag and Paul written into SGA fic, and their love! It will be legendary! And filled with food! And some drama! And JAG WILL CRY AND HOLD PAUL’S HAND!!
The slash just writes itself on the Food Network.
(Also, since getting cable in TX, I have totally gotten hooked into Food Network reality programing! Ahh! My life…)
“high school musical” is adorable!
okay, if you need something else to keep yourself amused, i was watching j.flan’s ep of “tru calling” the other day, and i noticed that the chick playing his wife was cobie smulders (aka, robin scherbatsky). so min and i think that shep’s ex-wife is obviously robin, and they got married in a mall. come on, you know you love it!
John is Bobby Flay, Rodney is Alton Brown (seriously, he is), Elizabeth is Bob Tuschman, and Teyla is the nice lady whose name I forget who gently tells the contestants that they suck.
Actually, it wouldn’t have to be an AU, it could work as a cooking contest in Atlantis.