More comment fic!
• Eureka starts again soon. Whatchya gonna do about that, eh? Huh, huh? [This is a challenge, for those that are too drunk to figure it out. ;)]
Jack was man enough to admit that he wasn’t man enough to deal with John Sheppard on the warpath — hearsay though it was, the last time the guy had lost his temper an alien planet (God, Jack thought, I hate this town) had lost a few continents. John Sheppard, Jack knew, was not a guy to be fucked with.
It turned out that was true on two levels.
“McKay, you have to understand,” he said reasonably, “I can’t let you kill him.”
McKay clearly disagree.
“I clearly disagree,” he snarled back, pointing a very large and tantalizingly shiny weapon at Herman Rothschild — poet, artiste, experimental weapons designer for the U.S. military and maneater.
Jack raised his eyebrows. “Do you really think this is a fair punishment for you know, accidentally hitting on John?”
“Oh, sure,” Rodney said, furious, “because someone can ‘accidentally’ manufacture a gay bomb and set it off while locked in a room with someone else’s significant other.”
Frowning, Jack turned to Herman. “Did you do that?”
Flushing, Herman said, “There was only a 56 percent chance it would work.”
“And a 100 percent chance I was going to kick your ass for it!” Rodney shouted. “He’s still feeling up nurses in the medical ward — and they’re probably enjoying it!”
Jack sighed. “I hate this town.”
• Gibbs and DiNozzo undercover in a gay bar. (Also, Dear Whoever Wanted This: You and I are clearly soulmates.)
Gibbs had drawn the line at leather pants.
“I still think they would have been a good idea,” Tony whispered, lips close to Gibbs’ ear, and Gibbs looked over Tony’s shoulder into the grinding crowd and figured every other pervert in the room thought it would have been a good idea, too.
“DiNozzo,” Gibbs snapped, “no boyfriend of mine would be allowed out in public dressed like a streetwalker — capishe?”
Tony pouted. “Killjoy,” he said, and whirled around to the bar, glitter in his eyelashes. “I’ll have a blowjob, please,” he told the bartender, and Gibbs muttered, “Oh, for crying out loud — !”
“On BJ, coming up,” the bartender said, all business, and grinned. “I’ve never seen you guys around here before — new in town?”
Leaning over the bar, Tony bent over dramatically. Gibbs took some time to growl at everybody advancing on them, which he recognized defeated the ultimate point of the sting but he felt he had to draw the line somewhere: yes, Tony was pervert-bait, no Gibbs didn’t have to like it.
“Well,” Tony confided in the bartender, “new on the scene.”
“I see,” the bartender said, smiling, handing Tony his shot. “Here you go.”
Winking, Tony purred, “Thanks, handsome.”
“DiNozzo,” Gibbs growled.
The bartender, a man with excellent self-preservation instincts, laughed, “I go by John, actually — but it’s nice to meet you both.” He winked, moving down the bar, “Anyway — welcome to the Boom Boom Room; ladies night is Thursdays.”
More forthcoming!
Oh my god, NCIS/Boom Boom crossover. I think you’ve made believers of us all.
I love the way you manage to work both universes so completely into your crossovers, but isn’t NCIS located in Bethesda?
Tony and Gibbs at the Boom Boom Rooom?
Just..kjlifhsdkj…
I’m kinda still twitching from the hilarity of that combination.
Thanks for these.
oh oh oh! My three favourite ‘verses from you all here! Boom Boom…well, that’s just LOVE. Period. Gibbs in a gay bar? Can only be topped by Gibbs and McKay bonding over having to defend their hot pieces from lustful encroachment. Then SGA/Eureka, those two shows were just made for each other weren’t they? Jack does the best I-dont-believe-this-is-seriously-happening eyeroll in the universe. Put him having to deal with McKay, that’s just comedic gold. Thank you!
yes! ♥
OMG. NCIS goes to the Boom Boom room is made of win!
NCIS at the boom boom room! By far the best Gibbs/DiNozzo-undercover-daybar fic ever! *utter joy*
Dear Whoever Wanted This: You and I are clearly soulmates.
It was me (what can I say - I love the classics). But OMG! putting them in the Boom Boom Room is an act of sheer genius - I’m flailing in glee here :)
Oh God, I almost passed out from AWESOME at the Boom Boom Room reveal. That was fantastic. And Rodney threatening to kill someone who tried to steal John? Oh, he so would. Hee.
Gibbs and DiNozzo at the Boom Boom Room? *loves*
AHAHAHA PRU YOU WIN. I am cackling in glee!
You tease!
I can’t wait to read more…btw
have a rec for you-and AMAZING au about John and Rodney
http://fiercelydreamed.livejournal.com/6933.html#cutid1
go read. Seriously
NCIS/Boom Boom Room crossover! Yay! ♥
Oh no, you’ve killed me! KILLED ME WITH THE AWESOME!
Tony! Gibbs! John! Boom Boom Room! LOVE.
Ohhh, someone read my mind. I love your SGA/Eureka crossover.
I’m just joining in about the Boom Boom Room thing love.
He was like, “Oh wait guyz my name’s John” and I was like, “Oh no she di-in’t…”
And then it was like, “BOOM BOOM ROOM” and I was like, “SHE DID SHE DID *FLAIL UNCONTROLLABLY*”
So brilliant. So very brilliant. XD
NCIS/Boom Boom Room X-over?!? laksjdlasjd alsdjkaklsdja
so much love for the Eureka/SGA crossover too. ♥
Insert high pitched dolphin noises of glee here
I’ve frightened my neighbours again with my staccato laughter. THANK YOU!
Now for Gibbs to meet Rodney. *steeples fingers* Excelllllent.
*laughs*
OMG I love NCIS so much. “One BJ coming up” *wipes away tears* LOL
And I’ve never seen an episode of SGA, but I’m developing a serious crush on John Sheppard and his non-regulation hair, because of your comment fic. Hilarious. Thanks.
Tony and Gibbs at the Boom Boom Room is genius! OMG I can’t even begin to say how much I love this. Thank you so much for the laughs.
Hee! I also love the tie in to the real-life idiocy of the proposed gay bomb by the US Air Force. If anyone could make it happen, it would have to be either Eureka or SGA. You hit both at once. Excellent.
I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding , but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong :)
OMG! Boom Boom Room and NCIS. I do not know what to say that is so awesome. But then, in my head, it all goes sour when, during the sting, names and jobs are revealed,and Gibbs/Tony and John become friends, and then years later they randomly meet at some type of thing, and Rodney is there, and he totally cannot decide if he should be jealous of Gibbs or Tony. So he keeps flipping back between accusing both of them and the being sorry that John is so awesome that he lures SO’s away from Gibbs/Tony…
Ok, I’m done. Sorry. Got carried away.
But still, crossover FTW!
Loxitane….
Loxitane….