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I want to go back to the East Coast so Amorous Roommate will LEAVE ME ALONE.
I want to go back to the East Coast so Amorous Roommate will LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Stop shaving immediately. Start leaving a strange and uncomfortable smell around the entrance to your room.
the axis would welcome you back with open arms and a bottle of jack, but i don’t think that would really be the solution. i like mklutz’s suggestions.
Ack, that sucks; I hope the person stops it soon. I have no useful advice that doesn’t sound like it came from an “I Love Lucy” episode. Or basically, no useful advice.
Leave passive aggressive notes on disabled appliances. Be like, “If you want the stove to turn on, I demand one week free of flirtatious remarks.” Only return critical parts when you’ve enacted a promise.
Also effective? Bathroom takeover.
I usually feel that the direct approach works the best. When this African guy(from Liberia) wouldn’t leave me the hell alone, I basically said, “Fuck off and die before I sick my North African boyfriend on you.” My friend, Mehboob, offered to act as the jealous boyfriend, and thus the pain in my proverbial ass abruptly ended. Plus, I got some excellent samosas, courtesy of Mehboob’s mom, out of the deal. Worked wonderfully.
he will baby he will you like the attentino you know you do
i love you okay! :DDDDDDDD
sorry; kinda drunk.
also, judging by the lack of prose describing connor & his dramatic death showing up in my mailbox, I’m assuming you’ve been getting to your work successfully?
We will kidnap you back to the land of the Atlantic!
(I typed “Atlantis” first. ONE TRACK MIND Y/N?)
Estradiol in men….
Injectable estradiol with a prescription….