I should know better. But.
Instead of knowing better, I went following pretty doujin-art icons of one of my first anime shounen-ai pairing loves — TezuFuji of That Gay Tennis Anime With Middle Schoolers (Shut Up! I Know, Okay? GOD. Just GO FUCK YOURSELF.) Er, also called Prince of Tennis — appropriately shortened to PoT. Sadly, not shortened into CRaCK.
On the plus side, it made me think of my own PoT fanfiction — which in turn is why I’m sitting around at midnight working on my website, which yes, I know, I have neglected something horrible.