Summary: Merlin looked uncertainly to Arthur.Â â€œHave you ever made bread?â€ he asked. / “How hard could it be?â€ Arthur said.
Notes: Thanks go out to Hoyden and Moonklutz for allowing me to paste this into word windows at them and for agreeing with me that wifey jokes are hilarious.
Title: Three Castles (2/2)
Summary: (Merlin) Itâ€™s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthurâ€™s betrothal.
Title: Three Castles (1/2)
Summary: (Merlin, shut up, stop judging me) It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.
Post-ep for “Agent Afloat,” and Hoyden suggested I title this something to do with sloppy seconds, just for truth in advertising, but I just don’t think I could do that to myself.Â I mean you guys.Â Really.Â Anyway, SUPER NC-17.
All right, this might be avoidance.
Quick post-SWAK missing scene for NCIS, technically gen, but I mean, come on:
To answer a quick few things people have thrown out there: I’m not really avoiding anything other than other writing projects that aren’t entertaining me as much as this one — and — this isn’t *really* an AU of the ridiculously meta story I wrote anymore, as you can see how there aren’t any real references to the Ancients here, but it was definitely the inspiration of said story.
But obviously and most importantly, Holland:
Do you remember when I lost my mind and wrote that story about Ancient soap operas?Â And then I got all caught up in the b-plot of said Ancient soap and wrote weird metaish stories about Rodney and John participating in fannish activities as part of the weird b-plot?Â I think my whole weird obsession just took on another dimension of strange.Â I present to you the story of Dr. Laila Noreen and Colonel Argent Helion: